Tag: family

My Wife — a _______ Story

As I hit publish on my last silly post, I realised I could use the same template for a number of things. Namely:

My wife is _______. She _____________ _______. When I _______ and it dawned on me ________, I wanted to marry her all over again.

Thus:

My wife is amazing. She carried and gave birth to my daughter Amelynne. When I first saw my little girl and it dawned on me that I now have my own clone, I wanted to marry her all over again.

See how that works?

My Wife — a Love Story.

My wife is magical. She made me home-toasted muesli yesterday. When I ate breakfast this morning and it dawned on me that I have maple syrup in my breakfast cereal, I wanted to marry her all over again.

Inglourious Basterds vs Up

A conversation I had with my sister recently:

Carlynne
have we discussed inglourious basterds yet?
me
you mentioned it
Carlynne
You seen it?
me
no
Carlynne
WHY IN THE HELL NOT

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Peanut at Twenty

Here’s your next dose of Peanut — in case you had been hanging out for it.
We had.
Profile of Peanut

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Introducing… Peanut

Today is the day. Most of you already know, but today I get to write about it.

I’m gonna be a daddy. My wife of five years is pregnant and we couldn’t be happier. Our little Peanut (as we’re calling him ) is 12 weeks old already and due late July.

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Christmas

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Merry Christmas everyone.