- The bus is always late.
- Unless you need to connect with one. Then it will be on time.
- Your bus will sometimes just not show up. The next bus will be late (see rule 1).
- How late the bus will be is directly proportional to how desperate you are to be on time.
- The size of the bus is inversely proportional to the number of people who catch the bus. As the seating capacity reaches zero, passenger numbers approach infinity.
- You will never find a combination of bus schedules that will get you to work on time.
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If you do, check rule 1.





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